“That’s all I’ve done in my whole life, I make deals, I know about deals. I do it well,” President Trump told a press conference at the Oval Office last week, continuing, “I don’t think any president’s ever ended a war, frankly. One war. I did eight of them … it’s gonna be nine. We’re gonna have this one done, hopefully, soon.” It was part of a protracted victory lap by the spurned Nobel Peace Prize hopeful, who, after the signing of an America-brokered plan to end the war in Gaza (that’s number eight, for those keeping track), had already…