I’ve spent the equivalent of a month in hotels so far this year, from a Great Wolf Lodge resort in Arizona to a Hilton Garden Inn at London’s Heathrow Airport. So it’s high time for another round of hotel hot takes. Things that I, and probably you, too, wish every hotel did or didn’t do. We’ll skip some of the usual offenders, such as those nasty resort or destination fees and pool-chair saving . My wish list  Showers that don’t drench you or flood the bathroom. At the lovely Strand Palace in London in March, my first shower was a disaster. And it was only partly because…